Nick Simpson

drunk things

 
 

Sometimes I get drunk. Make weird brands. (And occasionally launch them.)

Unlike most kids my age who indulge in smoking cocaine, snortin’ some doobies, and desperately looking for mango Juul pods. I found a passion for getting drunk and building random direct-to-consumer brands, sometimes they become a reality.

Actively accepting alternative therapy options here.

 
 
 
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HUSKY MENS UNDERWEAR

Meet Butty (pronounced “Buddy”) The underwear line for your dad who’s metabolism is far gone and became too thicc, too soon. Over those long aging years. This customer is in his midpto-late forties and currently used to wearing Hanes or Fruit of The Loom.
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NESPRESSO PODS (BUT FOR YOUR SHOWER)

Meet Butty (pronounced “Buddy”) The underwear line for your dad who’s metabolism is far gone and became too thicc, too soon. Over those long aging years. This customer is in his midpto-late forties and currently used to wearing Hanes or Fruit of The Loom.
 
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ONE-A-DAY MENS VITIMAN

Meet Butty (pronounced “Buddy”) The underwear line for your dad who’s metabolism is far gone and became too thicc, too soon. Over those long aging years. This customer is in his midpto-late forties and currently used to wearing Hanes or Fruit of The Loom.
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SKINCARE FOR YOUR BUTT

Meet Butty (pronounced “Buddy”) The underwear line for your dad who’s metabolism is far gone and became too thicc, too soon. Over those long aging years. This customer is in his midpto-late forties and currently used to wearing Hanes or Fruit of The Loom.